Subject: Philosophy Of Housecleaning
1. I don't do windows because ... I love birds and don't want one
to run into a clean window and get hurt. (I am compassionate )
2. I don't wax floors because ... I am terrified a guest (or dog) will slip,
hurt themselves, I'll feel terrible and they may sue me.
(I am careful and poor )
3. I don't mind the dust bunnies because ... they are very good
company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything
I say. (I am imaginative )
4. I don't disturb cobwebs because ... I want every creature to have
a home of their own and my family loves spiders. (I am kind )
5. I don't Spring Clean because ... I love all the seasons and don't
want the others to get jealous. (I am fair minded)
6. I don't plant a garden because ... I don't want to get in God's
way, he is an excellent designer. (I am courteous)
7. I don't put things away because ... my family will never be
able to find them again. (I am considerate)
8. I don't always do gourmet meals when I entertain because .... I don't
want my guests to stress out over what to make when
they invite me over for dinner. (I am thoughtful of others)
9. I don't iron because ... I choose to believe them when they say
"Permanent Press". (I am trusting)
10. I don't stress much on anything because ... "A Type"
personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a
wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!!! (I am very practical)
1. I don't do windows because ... I love birds and don't want one
to run into a clean window and get hurt. (I am compassionate )
2. I don't wax floors because ... I am terrified a guest (or dog) will slip,
hurt themselves, I'll feel terrible and they may sue me.
(I am careful and poor )
3. I don't mind the dust bunnies because ... they are very good
company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything
I say. (I am imaginative )
4. I don't disturb cobwebs because ... I want every creature to have
a home of their own and my family loves spiders. (I am kind )
5. I don't Spring Clean because ... I love all the seasons and don't
want the others to get jealous. (I am fair minded)
6. I don't plant a garden because ... I don't want to get in God's
way, he is an excellent designer. (I am courteous)
7. I don't put things away because ... my family will never be
able to find them again. (I am considerate)
8. I don't always do gourmet meals when I entertain because .... I don't
want my guests to stress out over what to make when
they invite me over for dinner. (I am thoughtful of others)
9. I don't iron because ... I choose to believe them when they say
"Permanent Press". (I am trusting)
10. I don't stress much on anything because ... "A Type"
personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a
wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!!! (I am very practical)
Is Life is a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely
in a pretty and well-preserved body, or rather to skid in broadside,
thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming --
"WOW!! What a Ride!"
in a pretty and well-preserved body, or rather to skid in broadside,
thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming --
"WOW!! What a Ride!"
Countdown:
411 days, Or 1 year, 1 month, 16 days until I want to see the house on the market. When we leave is unknown and beyond my control.
Heh heh! Works for me!
ReplyDeleteI couldn't agree with you more...as a matter of fact, Gin has that last phrase on the cork-board next to her computer. Life is what ya make of it.
ReplyDeleteSyl
I hate housework too, always have!
ReplyDeleteThanks for your wise words. I feel exactly as you do about graveyards and funerals but there are always exceptions.
ReplyDeleteI'll see how I feel in the morning.
My favorite is #8. We are years overdue on returning a dinner invitation for exactly that reason! Our hosts served a beautiful 4-course meal on full china/silver, in their mansion of a home. We were so intimidated, we couldn't imagine how to reciprocate--still haven't!
ReplyDeleteWill have to just get over it and invite them soon.